Source: danseurprincipal
Source: girl-in-a-tutu
Dear kid from freshman year,
Why are you keeping me up tonight? Really, freshman year was a long time ago. And yeah, I think about you occasionally and wonder, but this is ridiculous. Please go away. From my thoughts. In which you have no control over. -becca
Oh, nostalgia… I hate you so much right now.
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
I will NEVER forget reading: “Grab the tip of his penis in your fingers, and twist, as if you were turning a tiny doorknob.”
I REMEMBER THAT!! It was during cats, I believe.
(via vickyrosayyy)
Source: thunderturd
This bitch is about as “thick” as I am, and I’m not “thick”. She obviously has a really warped view of her own body and created this opinion of what skinny, thick, and fat is based on her unhappiness with her own body. She says several times how shes not skinny, when she obviously is. This is just sad.
oh my god. just SHUT THE FUCK UP. This girl is a twat.
REALLY? Well, shit. If I don’t have her twelve year old body then I must be fat! Thank you so much for your insight.
But really, this should be shown in sociology classes to demonstrate the negative effects of the media on stupid people.
Source: csteezyyy
I wish I’d been born in the 20’s…
Amen :)
Of course I’d probably be RIDICULOUSLY discriminated against but who cares
geeene keellllyyy drools
we all know this movie was made this year, right?
Source: cokeandcream
Will Smith created everything
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
omg.
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
That’s not shuffling that’s the running man and Fosse created the choreography used in single ladies in like, the 70s. ;p
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